DTL – Dave Waddington / Ian Clarke 25/75
Accumulator values now stand at:- ABT £10 DTL £10
what a lovley day it was on the NW marshland coast line on saturday 2nd of march; – the sun was shining, the sky was blue, the wind still – perfect for a bit of DTL-in. the same old faces where there, as was ACC. the peace was broken (as where many orange discs) with a new cry of sheer delight “25 IN THE HIVE” – yes ACC had done a straight 25…. X-England- Day- time- Dave Waddy was only supposed to have 1 line and was not amused with the antics of ACC so he borrowed some more ammo and marched on to his peg. he then had the audacity to match ACC 25 straight. what made it OK was that Show-Me-the £££ was not in attendance so “40 english” shared. Elaine now has ACC bank details so that she can electronically send the £££ to ACC account that he is regularly winning. DW then was off to do a bit of teaching along with Line-Em-Up john who was finding it hard (no pun intended) concentrating on coaching as he had a bevvy of beauties to go-threw..
X-england-day-time Dave Waddy is running scared in the DTL arena so much so that he has gone back to a strict training regime in order to squash the on-slaught of ACC…. – he now has a new diet plan that only allows him 2 pies and 4 pints of carling per day , he is out of his “love-pit” by 09.30 in order to don his 80s running gear (how he manages to fit into them shorts is a GOK miracle) and pound the tarmac around his estate. the police however have applied for a restriction order banning him from jogging after 07.00. he has taken up yoga and has begun rearrangeing his household furniture. he now reads the guardian and goes to church before he heads to the affluent area of Longton where he waits for the PULL. this X-England star is like the spent boxer trying to rekindle his former glory.. – THE THING IS THOUGH HES NOT THAT BAD, good shooting DW theres a bit more gas left in you yet mate…
How does one follow those accolades!
ACC remmber what your mum said after you went home thrashed again…… never mind luv at least you took part teee heeeee
ACC is now getting the DTL bug and falling for all the pit falls of slow shooters, cartridge flingers, nervous trigger twitchers, ejector clickers and confetti firing fiber wadders!
Never mind ACC the drop in centre is always open if you need a calming chat and a bit of coaching….. Ur hero England Dave
to have a X-england star writing about me, in such a positife manner is fantastic. remember i am a complete novice at this “horeshoe shooting arena” discipline. i have managed to get in 5 finals (winning 2) since JAN 2013 and i will be in a lot more as im learning from the master just like the young dude in KARATE-KID.. “watch n learn” he says to me and “believe in the force” thats CLAY-WARS isnt it ?
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